“Oh yes sorry,” he said. Porn videos Bugger me if he didn’t ring back a week later. “No, I’m a fucking MOT tester and you have the wrong number, again, fuck off.” I said and slammed the phone down. Woman is a bint with a womb, what has kids, bloke with no tackle is a gelding, not a fucking woman but fucking Labour says that’s Tans -fobic, what fucking planet do those twats live on. agreed, “It makes it a lot easier when the bint’s already got her kit off, all hot and sweaty, lot easier to turn them on.”
“Yes, fox among the chickens,” he said, “Just me and my cock and all those sweaty lovely naked ladies.”
There was a strange gurgling noise. I blame Labour Party, the bastards. “That’s what she said, “ I explained, “If that’s what floats your boat just fill in the on line form and Bob’s you uncle, all those hot sweaty naked ladies glistening in the showers all ready to be bent over and shafted, or pushed against a wall and fucked.”
“Oh yes, how wonderful,” he agreed, “Do you know where I
