“Really, and what is her name?” the queen asked. “Is this yours my dear?” Buttoni asked as he brandished the 4 decimeter long dildo menacingly. Porn “Either that or it’s immaculate conception, of course it is!” she snapped. “So lets get this straight. “I am not gay, look I’ll show you.”
He lunged forward, tripped over his breeches and fell over the girl forcing her backwards and almost bashing her head on the floor. Sweet hairless pink cunts, big hairy cunts, neatly trimmed pubes, untidy overgrown bushes, some with nicks from shaving. Invade Russia, Dig a tunnel, build a glider in the loft, slay a dragon?”
“A ball!” Buttoni cried, “Hold a ball!”
“Baseball, Tennis ball?” Charming asked. “Why doesn’t he stick it in you and really lubricate you, stretch your cunt and all that?” Buttoni suggested.