Suddenly, from behind the trees, we saw two huge cylindrical shapes emerge. He didn’t have the ferocity of a gorilla, but if the food in the trough ever ran low, I’d rather not have to fight him. First, the problem of shelter had to be solved… Fat chance: women, the coarser their hair, the more insensitive they are – I found myself formulating one of the maxims I’d forget once I’d gotten over a hangover. The species destined to be the ruler of the planet…”
I looked around more closely, the last remnants of sleep banished. My hand was resting on the lion’s mane, that was the coarse hair I felt, and – over all the absurdity of the situation – I breathed a sigh of relief: no matter how drunk I am, I’m not going to get into bed with a woman with such wiry hair! A well-built woman, as out of the commercials that beckon you to the South Seas, naked-glutted, was insistently nudging me with her foot somewhere between the second and third rib.
