What a mess! First portion?! HERMIONE. I’m shitting again… AAA!! Wizarding Wireless broadcast. Dear listeners, we’ll take a quick ad break, but after that Hermione is going to show me the place where she works as… Am I right? HERMIONE. RITA. [Sob]. HERMIONE. [Fart]. My yellow piss is foaming in her mouth… Suck!]
RITA. What? Most of the Slytherin girls never shave or even trim, they prefer big hairy bushes – always with drops of piss, and after licking them I have mouth full of pubic hair… HERMIONE. HERMIONE. Let’s start our interview with some simple questions… Mmm… But our merciful Lord let you stay in Hogwarts and imposed upon you some duties. HERMIONE. Yes… Slurp… DRACO! Oh Merlin… Yes, those girls trained you good. So cruelly… I MUST TAKE A COCK UP MY ASS EACH TIME I WANT TO SHIT! HERMIONE. [Desperately tries not to vomit]. [Cry]. You wake up, write this message on the wall, have your breakfast…
