B) The attached magical slide-show advertising the upcoming book, Mockeries of a Dark Lord, will also cause him much emotional grief. – HP
To: Our Family
From: Fred and George Weasley
Re: Our Last Will and Testament
Attach: (30 K)
Dear Family:
We’re doomed. -The Girls
To: Katie Bell
From: Fred and George Weasley
Re: Re: Re: We’re Sorry
It’s all Lee’s fault. In other news, every Bludger will be aimed towards the Seeker for his snogging with our little sister. The ladies of our team aren’t peeved at me, so if they choose to protect my interests…shrug. Hugs & Kisses
(Or Slobbers & Gropes)
– Gred & Forge Weasley
Captains, Gryffindor House Team Extraordinaire. She wants to ensure that the protection spells are on rightly, and read us a riot act. Honestly, given the security going on yesterday and the way he’s run from your sister’s overtures of adoration before, whatever gave you the idea that they were snogging during the ‘shoot yesterday? Please find attached our Last Will & Testament. Best regards,
G. – F&G
To: Full o’ !#$
From: Katie Bell
Re: Re: We’re sorry
Fred, George:
After six years of playing with you two, and what feels like centuries of knowing
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