“Ouch, that hurt.”
“Hurt … hurt …. Free Porn ‘THIS LADY HAS……’” I start in a loud voice, and several patrons turn and look our way. Little do they know. You been checking me out.” “No.” she scoops, feigned indignant, not wanting to show she thought I was cute. “I haven’t , I don’t … I .. She knows her fate’s sealed. “What you’s all got for me today?” I ask, interested to know her reaction. I say old tart. It wasn’t my fault that two big brawny builders also turned up … well, technically speaking it was ……. “Well?” I press. She’s about 18 and all dolled up like a cheap hooker. And sometimes you wish it would really happen, don’t you? One of these days my sweet lovely, I’m gonna come in here and rap you up, and then give you such a hard slap……… I rifle through my pocket for the correct coins.
