Mom told me she would be back for me on Sunday evening. “On the bed, on your back,” she said and I was there in a flash. She came and pulled and tugged on the rubber again. “I fucked before with a rubber, in fact I have fucked a lot with a rubber and they have never come off but if yours came off and I got pregnant…” She did not finish as she climbed on the bed and sat on my thighs. She looked me in the eyes and said, “This isn’t kid’s play. This is a grown up fuck.”
“I know and I really want to do it,” I said as I looked her up and down. “I could use a bath myself,” I said. That reminds me of a joke. Every time this guy fucked his girlfriend he lost the rubber inside. He would then try to fish it out with a straw. He would lose the straw. Nine month later their baby was born and the doctor said, ‘Well, your baby is prepared for all weather with his own rubber raincoat and straw hat.’”
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