I feared that a cop had spotted me racing through town in the stolen car. “Ain’t that yer car back there in the ditch?”
“Well, we were driving it, if that’s what you mean,” Dirty said. Porn videos I had nowhere to go. Regardless, Dirty and I stood by as the kid backed up his truck, snatched up the towing belts, secured the shitbox Chevy to his towing ball, and yanked the wedged vehicle out of the ditch. I quickly kicked off her Guess jeans and scurried into her closet. We both rolled down our respective windows to yell at each other. I had a difficult time explaining how a pair of my dirty boxers were found inside of his ride which was mysteriously left all fucked up on the curb beside his house. Still groggy, I threw my boxers into the passenger seat and cranked over the motor. “Get up!” Sofia said to me in a hoarse whisper. “Don’t forget these.”
I smiled, grabbed my underwear from her, and made it through the bedroom window as fast as I could.
