Perfect Squad!

One sunny day we were playing a small game of horse and someone yelled “Well hello, Jack!” I knew that voice, and after turning around, my suspicions were confirmed: it was May, running alongside of Karen. “Meet us in Bob’s garage around ten A.M. You can tell your old man whatever you want, but that pussy better be shaved!”
“Please, you’re not listening to me…”
He muffled her mouth with his hand. “We’re taking them to the mall so they can buy some new lingerie for them to wear for our party.”
“Looks like we have our winner!” I heard Jake announce. I figure some fast songs and then some good slow dancing songs. Without them, though, I had a summer in front of me without much to do. I know we can beat these two assholes.”
“You’d better be as big as you advertise. I started laughing, “Well Jake, guess you’re going to make sure they stay fit.”
He answered with a snicker, “I don’t really care about them being fit, I just wanted to see their tits bounce.”
Bob smiled, “Yeah, they’re going to have to get used to being humiliated.”
Bob then