Forgetting Donna and her flatulence, Richard thanked Jesus for his Salvation Army BB flat contrabass trombone. Longer, actually. “I love to sing, so I would love to be in a musical. Richard had always marveled at the design of the spit valve on the Salvation Army BB flat contrabass trombone. He massaged her shoulder as she sucked more of his cock into her mouth and moaned. Knocked the stiff right out of my willy. You can google it if you have the google installed on your computer.”
“Great, I get to sing! A mousey girl at a corner table had a psoriasis tennis elbow and a two all beef patty posterior, but it was a new year and she was working on both afflictions. The two spit valves are operated by depressing a single lever! This was followed by abdominal discomfort, agitation, anxiety, constipation, decreased sex drive, diarrhea, loose stools, bloating, dry mouth, fatigue, and gas.
