Slow-motion Cumshot Collection

The streams from the water guns hurt the back of my throat when they hit at full pressure. You’ll get a shower, a uniform, we’ll even braid your fucking hair. A player walks up to me. I feel so useless when I’m not drinking. This bathroom is where you’re going to spend most of your time this year. I’m trying my best here. Horrific realization etched in their faces, my fellow rookies struggle to lift their sloshing buckets of discarded kidney juice. You’ll get a shower, a uniform, we’ll even braid your fucking hair. I don’t know how many liters I’ve drunk, enough to get a sloshing piss belly. This is so that on game day, we know you’ll be used to it enough not to screw it up and cost us the game.”
I nod again. “I can’t see…”
“Yeah, piss toilets often complain about blindness after drinking too much piss. My head is swimming. Sure, the training is grueling, but being a field urinal is a breeze!