At that point I will say something like, “Does the word ‘nose’ fit in your understanding.” If she is like others, she will laugh nervously and nod and maybe say a coy, “Yes.”
When we finally arrive at that point, Bryan will want me to say very directly, “Well let me just say it like it is. Bryan did talk me into that one time. The one thing that his assistants have said repeatedly and I have come to understand is that regardless of the weirdness of buttsniffing, it is easy for girls to do because they do almost nothing whatsoever and it isn’t a sex act. I will even show them a few of the applications that make that very statement. You see, a shyster real estate man knew Bryan had a little money and he lied about mineral and oil reserves under Layland Acres and he told Bryan if he purchased the property immediately for quite a low price, all of those resources would be his and he would be rich. There were three things that set Bryan apart from other well-liked and decent young men
