“Glencoe,” Fforbes corrected. “You should have locked it,” Sgt Fforbes laughed. Anyway when Al comes back at least he had the decency to bring some Muck Nuggets as we called them and those poxy little overcooked chips they calls fries and then the cunt says it’s his fucking turn for shagging and I had to drive, cunt. Alf Weedersshain.”
“It’s fucking Allthwaite,” I says as I watched them tottering away on their high heels little asses wobbling like a pair of fucking rabbits. “Bald tyre, no insurance,” Fforbsie reeled off. Alf Weedersshain.”
“It’s fucking Allthwaite,” I says as I watched them tottering away on their high heels little asses wobbling like a pair of fucking rabbits. “Pedo eh?” I asked. “Right, waste of fucking time then?” I suggested. “Bald tyre, no insurance,” Fforbsie reeled off. “Yeah,” Al agrees. I reckon he fucked up because after the third time I stalled the cunt the fucking battery rolled over and died so we had to push start the fucker which ain’t funny uphill.
