“Yeah, you know you can ask us, right?” asked Crystal. BeePorn We had to check-out by noon, so they begrudgingly got showered and dressed, and we went to a restaurant for a nice lunch. I was broken, not broken like the “Need Help Guy” standing at an intersection. Crystal had dressed in a long nightshirt while Nancy and I were otherwise occupied. Nancy and Jason often travel with us, and we sometimes swap partners or have foursomes. We had run out of the dry cleaning powder three days before, so the three of us smelled mostly of sweat and Axe body spray. Then, being the sap, I was, got down on one knee in the middle of the restaurant, and proposed. It wasn’t like my life was in a shambles or anything. I told her if she dropped the 401K requirement, I would finish paying off her car and give her everything else. It would put us just nine miles from our next campsite at Deep Gap.
