Young Stepbrother’s Perspective As Stepsister Takes Control

I blame Labour Party, the bastards. “Rochdale Racists sponsor the Arabs, stops them breeding see,” I explained. “We discussed my sex change last week,” he said, “I did as you suggested, and well, I never realised how lovely fucking a lady was, I went to public school you know and we were always at it, regular buggery prevents constipation was the watchword.”
“So?” I says. “Fuck off,” I replied and slammed the phone down. “You OK mate?” I asked. “That’s wonderful, would you like to meet up for a drink or something?” he asked. Bugger me if he didn’t ring back a week later. “Are you fucking wanking you filthy bastard?” I asked. “Fucks sake,” I muttered and grabbed me pencil and wrote his number down, “What a fucking perv.”
After work I did an email to the plod and gave his details, that was months ago and I heard fuck all since.