The people at this party may have traveled several hundred miles to be here tonight because SHE invited them to participate. Sorry!”
She smiled sweetly! I tried to pull her close so that I could kiss her on the lips, but she resisted. “I asked if you are going to lead us to the park, Sir?”
“No, they told me you reindeer know the way! I am a losing twat, A dumb little reindeer cum guzzler, Sir!” Instead, she said something sweet, self-deprecating, and honest. “Now your big mouths come in handy – every apple you can get your big buck teeth around and pull out of that creamy white eggnog -counts as a point! She’ll protest, and if you back down, then she takes your measure. I could blurt out a long litany of cuss words that I didn’t mean, but that’s not how Eddie had done this at all. “Ding-ding-ding!” Cupid made a sound indicating a point had been scored and snatched off the wreath.
