David, the gardener, turned up half way through the afternoon and spent half the time that he was there gardening and the other half talking to me. That seems to be London’s most famous attraction these days, getting yourself stabbed but you are going to look after me aren’t you John?”
“Of course I am, I don’t want anything bad to happen to my nymphomaniac employee.”
“Good, and I promise that I will be a good employee and let you fuck me wherever and whenever you want.”
“So that’s whenever I can’t fend you off then?”
“I guess so. Free Porn Now where to?”
“I don’t know, let’s just walk, see how many people realise that your dress is slightly see-through.”
“You know John, I forgot about that. We turned a corner and found ourselves in Trafalgar Square. The first time that we went up one I heard a male voice behind me say,
“Hey mate, look at that.”
I immediately guessed that he was looking up my ultra short dress and was seeing my bare butt. His reaction was to stand beside me and put an arm round my neck and let his hand fall on to
