Your Dad and I love you with all our hearts and souls. Mom and Angel both giggled. Yes, our stoic people can shed tears, we just don’t do it in front of outsiders, instinctively knowing predators attack those showing signs of distress first. I’m only a hulking aborigine giant, but you know I am adorable, modest to a fault, and your very own loving cuddle bear and pookie poo. That’s been changing with your big arms around me.”
I was increasingly alarmed at the situation, and concerned for her safety! I told both their parents and was then beaten by them. Mother asked me, “Do you want me to find a stick and chase you through the city streets with you screaming while I beat you?”
“Mom.” I stammered, “I was stupid to believe that beautiful girl could ever love me!”
“Do you disrespect your poor mother so much you think I would carry a giant heavy stupid boy for nine months, then labor for two days on my back delivering him? She is sweet and generous as Mother Teresa, but she will put a crook on the ground in
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