“Why do you put those long pauses in your sentences, Jezza?” he asked. Free Porn Terrorist #3 picked it up. #1 opened his rucksack and pulled forth a container of pliable gel. “You invited a Canadian, you idiot!”
“Sorry, Dave. She smiled “That would be a great way to add more sex, if this was a story,” she said, pausing for a moment “but it would take a lot of descriptions. You make bread out of lava?” he guffawed loudly. “Twat.”
Shouldering his weapon, the old soldier turned and walked slowly into the sunset. Their eyes met for a brief moment – hunter and hunted, predator and prey, experienced soldier and frightened amateur. “Because he comes in a Posh box!” spluttered Honeycomb, referring to Peckham’s wife Posh Tart, from the girl group Pop-Tarts. Ivan Goodwood leapt to his feet with surprising agility for one of his bulk, and attempted to follow the two women through the door. If th… So he didn’t appear!”
Camshaft looked at the TV presenter.
