I fetched it and went home, Momma was there, “Hi Momma,” I said, “Momma, how much does a guy have to pay to get laid?”
Momma was real concerned, “Now look son, you shouldn’t be fixing on getting laid, you find a nice girl, well, a girl, or maybe a girl as is getting on a bit and ain’t a girl no more and well she can’t be too choosey no more, maybe she got one leg or bind or something and you get and marry her and then when it’s your wedding night it’s too late.”
“Momma?” I asked. Porn videos “Hell, I really ought to be going,” I said, and I hauled up my pants and I just ran out that house and down the street, I was near home when I remembered I forgot the damned car.
