What he had just done hit him suddenly in a wave of rage, fear, and disgust. (12 beers total)
The next day, Hugh’s ass exploded in a forceful fecal power wash spray. Porn videos I usually yank on the pup until I shoot a warm jet of sploogy baby batter into a bit of tissue or toilet paper.”
“Do you find that the tissue will stick to your penis if because your warm jet of sploogy baby batter is sticky and because of the consistency of the aforementioned tissue, the paper will rip and stick to your sploog coated penis on contact?” asked Phil. “I’d better call Leslie” Leslie was a woman who looked just like a young Barbara Streisand except for the fact that Leslie was Asian and had a nose like 90’s Icelandic pop singing sensation Bjork. “I’ll take it!” replied an excited Hugh as he grabbed a case of the aforementioned aloe lotion three ply all natural recycled unscented toilet paper. The blood fills my flaccid penis and it becomes stiff.
