“It will be fine!” I suggested. Porn videos Work occupied most of the rest of the day, threatening photographers mainly, no way could we risk a picture of Donna with lopsided false tits being published, or with one of those bloody zits she kept getting because she wouldn’t leave off the fatty foods. A small circle of incredulous locals had formed, “Get a Taxi organised Luce!” I called to Lucy who hated being referred to as ‘Luce or Loose!’
“Sign the forms Adams lets get the hell out of here,” I added. “It’s addictive,” she said, “When you cum,”
“We aim to please,” I agreed. “Six Million,” Inspector Mantouk offered, he reminded me of the doorman at the Majestic Hotel, Bolton, the uniform was a dead ringer, “Pounds.”
“Bail?” I said, “So we get as far as the airport and you bank Six Million Pounds?”
“Mr Bond, we are dealing with gentlemen here!” Mantouk insisted, “We would never do such a thing.”
The hatred in their eyes said it all, they had been rumbled, “Anyway where exactly did you get footage of her actually fucking?”
“Here!” his bearded and over enthusiastic sidekick explained, and he flicked
