I’ve never done anything like that in front of
Mom.”
“Stop thinking of her as Mom. BeePorn I understand,
but I can’t go on like this, not with a stud like you under the same
roof.”
John beamed at every reference to his sexual prowess. I know when I’m
being stalked for seduction.”
John reacted with feigned shock, started to defend his motives, then
smiled bashfully and said, “I guess I’m pretty obvious, huh?”
“I’ll give you credit. Placebos all around. Pretty soon, she’ll start
seeing herself that way. She started to
leave, but said, “Fuck it. He watched for a while, then said, “Okay, I’m
interested.”
“Before you can fuck me, you have to fuck your mother, and I have to
catch you fucking her.”
“Well, forget it then. All we have to do is seduce one very horny fox, and the rest,
as they say, is history.”
“So why doesn’t Mom go out and get laid? Misery loves company.”
“She won’t let that happen. With better luck, she’d be naked under that robe.
