“ I know you’ve been wanting to for… well, since you first told me, but I’m sure it’s been at least a little longer than that.”
He remains silent. He had told her previously that he didn’t particularly care about his birthday, and didn’t really expect to receive gifts from people. Porn “Alright, movie it is,” she says, walking deliberately away from him. “I love you too,” she says, and is about to fall deep into the moment until she remembers what they were doing. He gets an eyeful of the full, naked moon that he’d been denied viewing while they were actually going at it, as well as a proper view of the place where he’d left behind a few billion sperm. Again, she watches the wheels turning. Is your cellphone dead again?”
“Uh… maybe.”
He sighs. “…or… we could stay inside, and you could fuck my ass.”
He freezes. She squeezes him with her thighs while he licks her up and down, soft and teasing at first, and then growing more and more insistent, pausing occasionally to try and thrust the tip up inside of her vagina.