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“Might as well chop his bollocks at same time,” I suggested. Porn “Mr Oliver Moody senior engineer with Whetherfield Borough Council is concerned about health and safety,” said the news reader. “Can you wait till Countdown comes on, she always falls asleep half way through.” Sandra suggested. “Oi Al,” I says “How about shoving the ass spike in their gob instead?”
He turned to me, smiles and starts a high five, “Need to be bigger, their head might come off.”
“Fucking bonus!” I said, “Shift the body and leave the skull hanging from the Lamp post.”
“You better get the order changed quick sharp,” Al says, “I reckon you cracked it!” Read 16386 times |
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