He started by centre punching the lock the started to drill, a tiny hole then progressively larger, suddenly, Twang, the lock sprang open. Porn “Ah George, all signed, just get her Vicar to hear you two say I do and your union will be blessed in the sight of the Lord and you get a decent reduction in tax liability thrown in.”
“Thanks Vicar, Did you get coal?”
“Yes, thank you, ah what is that you are working on?”
“Oh dear Vicar, its a fucking machine, actually”
“Expensive, no doubt?”
“Two Thousand Guineas, why?”
“It would be ideal for, ah, the convent.” he said sadly.”
“I am building up a stock then I shall advertise in shop windows round Gateshead, there are lots of Rich men with insatiable wives and loads of kids”
“And poor ones, Mr Stephenson, I have eleven.”
“Well hand cranked is cheaper.”
“Out of my league, I am afraid.” said the Vicar sadly as he left.
