Richard Widemouth answered the phone
“Hello” said Richard in a voice that sounded like a friendly buttercup
“Hi. Free Porn Is this Richard?”
“Yes, this is Richard” said Richard Widemouth in a voice that was more persimmon than buttercup
“Well I’m James and I want my salad tossed.”
“Yes James I’d be happy to oblige! Fuck! “Replied Harry Dangaphippe
“Really? “Well, I’d rather you wait until I bring you another one of mine.” Said Richard Widemouth in a firm yet pleading brotherly voice
Richard Widemouth left Harry Dangaphippe’s house and went to his first of six appointments. $15 RICHARD 555-5555 “
Suddenly, the phone rang. It’s the richest kind!” said Harry Dangaphippe. “Could you give me a call when you fill the coffee can? Most of them didn’t want a salad, but one fat guy did. I’m calling about the ad in the Reader. In fact, Richard Widemouth made six appointments before he was able to leave for his first appointment. It read…
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