‘Let’s try’ I said and helped her to her feet, ‘Oh my god I look enormous, let me see if I can even walk like this’ and she did walk, well waddle really but she could move under her own power. When she said that I told her ‘For as long as we are together you will never be shaving any hair off from anywhere on your body’ then I took her straight to bed before she had time to empty her bowels and soon she was filthy because I was shagging her arse when she was really needing to have a piss and a shit and the sex was all the more powerful… I asked her ‘Could you spend the week-end with me at my house as my mum is at her sisters so we have the house to ourselves?’ and she jumped of the bed and kissed me and said ‘Yes, I will just tell my mum I am staying with my friend for the week-end’ and then she asked me ‘What should I pack for the stay?’ and I told her ‘Come as you are
