Never. But my dick is harder than multi-variable calculus and it’s starting to ooze out the tip and I’m like fuuuuuuuuuuuuck I’m going to have bust this nut any second there’s no stopping it! And every dirty secret is turning me on more and I’m just pumping into her and she’s holding me close against her riding the wooden seat in the confession box, and it’s creaking with every thrust you know, like there’s a rhythm to it. So anyway she comes into the confession box, and I’m sitting there holding my fucking breath trying to fucking move an inch or she’s going to freak the fuck out and I’m going to be expelled for fucking sure. I am just busting a load all over the goddamn confession box and kicking my heels because I’ve held this nut it for so long that it feels like the devil himself is punching his way out of my dick tip. She’s not screaming and hollering like it’s a goddamn porno, but just little tense breaths, you know, like she’s exercising or something. I was in the confession box having a
